Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The #9 Song To Make You Wanna Obliterate Someone

9. "Scenario"
A Tribe Called Quest

one needs only to witness what happens when this song comes on during a nocon drink up. grown ass men begin standing in a circle and rapping like teenagers. there's pushing and shoving. arms flailing. screen projectors getting knocked over. 

basically, if this song comes on and your ass is still in contact with your seat, you must not have ears.

lyric that makes you want to shank the next fool who makes non-friendly eye contact with you:
try to step this and i will twist you in a turban
and have you smellin' rank like some old, stale urine

also, here's a bonus line that makes short, colored people like us feel on top of the world:
i'm all that and then some
short dark and handsome
bust a nut inside your eye
to show you where i come from

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i got a blackberry today. thanks mom for letting me use your 2-year upgrade. i was going to seriously twist 4 or 5 more samsung glydes into turbans if i had to keep living with that phone for another year and a half.



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