Tuesday, May 18, 2010

BREAKING NEWS

EL SEGUNDO, CA-- Sources report today that Team One search marketing strategist Sean Nocon C., a 4-year veteran out of UCLA, will sign a five-figure deal for TBD years with rival agency RPA in Santa Monica, CA, to fill their vacant Digital Media Planner position on a national automotive account.

Sean, who is best known for faking productivity and being the emotional leader of the few Charger fans in his El Segundo office, was unavailable for comment. Witnesses at the time did report, however, that Sean was seen doing the "Dougie" in the Team One bathroom shortly after striking the agreement with RPA.





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